How quaint, you're using an ancient browser.
Well, sorry, old-timer, you'll need to upgrade to use this site.
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Hey mobile/tablet user! If you visit this site using a big ol' computer you'll actually hear the taglines too, which plays no small part in this multi-media joyride of a site.

We wish we could do this for mobile visitors too, but the HTML5 Audio API is very limited on mobile devices, mostly to avoid straining your precious, precious data plan.